Sep2k Mahakavya - Vol 1

Some things are worth preserving forever like this but I myself the author of this virtually lost this masterpiece . Courtesy my great friend Binayak Dutta I have got this recovered .. while reading this please note this was written in 2000 when I was a kid having a great time in Infy


Sep2kPune
Hai badi khaas
IQ range hai
Debmalya Biswas to Sumita Biswas

Project pressure ban jata hai
Faansi ka fanda
To din raat jagte hain
Rahul Manchanda

Kabhi Hacknaya
Kabh Shalini Dhokapre….
To Kabhi BBC
Muskuraane kaan khaane
Everready Shalini jee

Shabdon ke jaal mein
Kabhi na uljhana yaar…..
Baal kee Khaal
Nikal denge Vihar

Project Deadlines mein jab
Anchors kartey hain fire….
Lakhani Sahib kheltey hain
Age Of Vampire

Na mathey pe shikan
Na zamane kee fikar
Ever smiling face…
Jigaree dost Jigar

Mana kee kafi kam
Boltey hain hazoor..
Ishq ke mausam mein
Jhoom rahen hain Kapoor

Hamne kaha aap hai
Sep2k kee maina
Fir bhi khush nahin huye
Sachin Saurabh Saxena

Tayyar ho gayee fauj
Tayyar ho gaya Lashkar
Abhi bhi naha rahe hain
Himanshu Ramesh Thakkar

Anurag Kumar to de
Har koi Matha Tek
Sep2kPune to Aapne
Kitni dilayee Break

Khoi khoi Rehti hai
Bolti hai less
Swati Ojha ke Khayaal
Rehtey hain US


Goonjta hain infy mein
Mohabbat ka Sangeet
Yaad aati hai sabko
Babbar-Harode kee preet

Test jaaye bhaad mein
Trip ko tayyar
Haddion kee dukaan
Musician Amit Kumar

Kamaal kee trips organise kartee hain
Sare Uma ko Salute karo
Lekin Kaan kee Shanti ke liye
Koi pls madam ko mute karo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
S/w engg mein “Tansen” ka touch
Oh God this is too much

Fundoo Dhingra Saab ne
E&R ko hilaya
Koi answer kaise deta?
Jab question hee samajh nahin aaya…

Sharad Goel kee Kismat ko
Kartey hain Salaam
PCC se CAPS
Aur CAPS mein DATACOM

Apna Chiraag Bhai
Hain nek Marwadi
Lekin Cake Lagane se Pareshan hai
Poora Hinjawadi

Hasin ke fawaare
Comedy kee wealth
Rupi Nitin kee jodi
Injurious to health

To kya hua agar aaj
“Jahapanah” saath nahin hai
“birbal” kee zindagi mein
koi dikkat wali baat nahin hai

Koi propose kare
To hai Anubhti ko sweekar
Provided the rose is from
"Jain Gulaab Bhandaar"

Davda sahib haamaare
CENA ke CR rahenge
VB se jitna pyaar kartey hain
BV se utna pyaar karenge



Aankhen khuli ho yaa ho band
Lecture aisa hota hai
Koi kuch bhi karta rahe
Par Chopra mast sota hai…

Room mate(rent) ke chakkar mein
Ho gayee hai Udaas..
Relocate hone wala hai
Karawass…sorry sorry Rakawaas

Bahut shaant rehta hai
Apna Richard Bhai
Bahar se hain Nariyal
Ander se hai Malai

Sab workers chale gaye
Canteen ko marke taala
Abhi khana kha rahen hain
Srinivas Samudrala

Saara din Mail bhej bhej ke..
Meghna ka kaam to chal gaya
lekin mails ke overload se
infy ka server jal gaya

Marathi bhasha sun kar
Ho jaate hain Shaant
Fir XYZ XYZ kartey hain
Hamare Anil Kant

Anootha hai Naujawan
Anokha hai Style
Bhagwaan ne BD ko diya hai
Default expression Smile

Kisi ka bana Fasaana
Kisi kee banee GAZAL
Banner banate banate
Synghal sahib reh gaye Single

Saurabh ke ILU virus se
Saara Infy shock ho gayaa
Lekin us chakkar mein
Bechara ID block ho gaya

Rota rehtaa hoon dinbhar
Yeh baat kartee hai Pinch
Poona DC Basket ball jeet jaata
Gar Ritu lambi hoti chaar inch


Our English Ambassador
Afshir Iraani
But Singhgad climbing climbing
Dhal gayee jawani


A sincere thanks to my fellow Sep2kPune Bandhus who had an amazing sense of humor and accepted this Mahakavya in good spirit

Cheers
Khaksar