Dosti kee Definition

Friendship Ehsaas hai
Whatsapp Timepass hai

Friendship ke bina zindagi Adhoori hai
Facebook majboori hai

Friendship cumulative hai permanent hai
Instagram bus instant hai

Frienship pathar pe kheechi lakeer hai
Snapchat aadhee adhoori tasveer hai

Jiske paas dost hai uske paas khuda hai
sirf social media wala is baat se koson juda hai

Dedicated to Fever 104

Fever Ek Sau chaar
jaise meethi ek Fuhar

baar baar lagataar
Fever 104

pakkaa tumhara yaar
enetrtainment se bhara ek jar

jaise garam garam parothe ke ssath
mil jaaye ek Achaar

Kabhe le jaaye Retro mein
Jo kabhi bataye current news
kabhi aapse baat kare
aur mane aapke views

 Shraddha ka pagalpan ho
Ya Shweta kee awaaz
Ya Picture pandey ka style
ya Rubina ke bataye raaz

manonranjan ka bhandar
Fever 104

Mr Dilphek

Har Doosri ladkee pe dil phektey hai
Har Teesri ka deedar kartey hai
Magar voh Ek Pehli jo zindagi bana de
uska aaj bhee itnezaar kartey hai

Deadly Shayari

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"



2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...


3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....



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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..


4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING


He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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5. woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun



6.mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...


7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...


8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."


10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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"itni sakti hamen dena data "





( 1)Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!
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(2)Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
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(3) Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
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(4)Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…

Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…

Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala




Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????


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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................
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(9)

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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think!!!

donno???
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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
Wah wah wah
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World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…

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Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uui…
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6.2- Sequence Activities

Life kee Activity List ke
Kitne hai attribute
Har milestone pe
Karo Kismat ko Salute
tumhari Project scope statement
tumhare karmo ka anjaam
jeevan kya hai
Ek project schedule diagram

PMI Shayari - Time Management

6.1- ( On the tune of Le ke Pehla Pehla Pyar )
Le ke Scope Baseline
Karta Activity Define
Likhdiye Activity List , Attributes , Milestones
Panne Bhar bhar

Scope Management - Continued

5.2Le Ke Baitha Charter
Karta Define Scope
Project scope statement bana ke
Project hone ki kuch hope

5.3- Create WBS
Project Scope Statement
thee vague nahin thee fine
Isliye banaye WBS, WBS Dictionary and Scope Baseline

5.4Verify Scope
Aaye Asterix and Obelix
Le Ke Tracebility Matrix
Check kare Delieverables as per PM Plan

Lekin Accept karene ke baad kar de Change Requests
Kaise aaye life mein Sukh Chain

5.5Control Scope
Kaise aaye Project mein Control
Gar PM plan mein jhol
WPI mein bade bade hole
Traceability Matrix to ekdum gole

Work Performance measurements ka achaar daloon
Change Requests ko to bus maar daloon

PMI Shayari - Scope Management

CR-DS-CW-VS-CS

Car chali DOS pe
Saamne aa gayee Cow
Tooti Vase Kiya Case
Kya Ghatiya SHer hai wow

5.1- Le ke aa Charter
Le Ke aa Stakeholder Register
Reqt Collect kar ke
Documentation bana doo o mister

Banoon chaka chak Plan
Banaaon Traceability Matrix
Dekhtey Reh jaayen
Asterix and Obelix

Phoolo kee Barsaat

hum unkee Gali se Gujre
unhone hampe phool barsaaye
Lekin hamaara sir phoota
Kyonki Baad mein voh bil le ke aaye

Sab Maaya Hai

kya khoya kya paaya hai
sab maaya hai

Main usko pyar karta hoon
voh kisi aur ko
( public : itni puraani kahani kyon laaya hai )
sab maya hai

US ya India
Salary ya Career
in questions ne aisa ghumaya hai
sab maya hai

sapney ya reality
career ya stability
constraints ne aisa fasaya hai
sab maya hai

badlee company badle dost
badla sheher badle log
ghoom fir ke phir waheen aaya hai
sab maya hai

Khushi kya hai
success kya hai
sab kuch mila kyonki aaj kisi to Hasaya hai
sab maya hai

Sep2k Mahakavya - Vol 2

A big thanks again to BD the great .... here goes the second volume

Aye the le ke sapnay
s/w engg banenge jhakaas
woodland oakwood mein sabnay
dost banaye bindaas

kisko pata tha kahan
le jayega apna fate
4 din kee dosti mein
chun-ne pad gaye room-mate

kuch log to roomies se khush hai
jhoom rahen hain fhudak rahein
kuch log bechare apnee galtee
aaj tak bhugat rahein hain

Lambay Lambay form bhare
aur kiya BOND sign
tab to pehlee job thee
isliye sab ok sab fine

vaise to aaj bhee infy
sabko lagtee hai pyaree
isliye aadhey MBA ke chakkar mein
bake ke GRE

Sep2k mein har ek ka
Hai anootha style
Bhute sahib kee gym ho
Ya varsha kee smile

Panat sahib hai
Qulaity ke vidhata
Nishikant sahib hain
Hamare ann-data


Amit Kumar ke Awaz se
Campus khalee ho jaaye millo-meel(miles..)
Come on Anshul sing
Brasil

uma chiraag ke karan
her trip superhit ho jaaye
life mein koi tension nahin
Jha jee ka funda fit ho jaaye

A friend in need is friend indeed
Hai kaafi purani kahawat
Is ko sach kartey hai
Hitesh c jodhawat

Nayan sahin apne dance se
sabke dilo pe daale daka
bakee sare bore ho gaye
per impress ho gayee raka

Harode ke deep thoughts kee
Kaafi oonchee hai height
Binayak datta kee vishesh tippaani
Se complete hogee aapke diet

Reply all ke liye Bhide sahib ko
Kijiye aap report
Ek dialogue kafee popolar tha
Arirudh chitins-I support


Rahul ka coding mein kho jana
ya Kamal Kaul ka class mein so jaana
Rupi-nitin ke hanstey hanstey
sabka OLE test ho jaana

Pragyan ke doubt ho
ya fundoo ke funday
richard ke style ke aage
sab ho jaate thunde

chahe infy server jal jaaye
ya ho jaaye kisi kee hatya
har mushkil mein saath
ramya sumita sathya

Swati ojha jee aap ke jaane ke baad
CENA kee mehfil ho jaayegee khali
bus yaad reh jaayege
EK garam chai kee pyali

Love you sep2kpune FOREVER ..................

Sep2k Mahakavya - Vol 1

Some things are worth preserving forever like this but I myself the author of this virtually lost this masterpiece . Courtesy my great friend Binayak Dutta I have got this recovered .. while reading this please note this was written in 2000 when I was a kid having a great time in Infy


Sep2kPune
Hai badi khaas
IQ range hai
Debmalya Biswas to Sumita Biswas

Project pressure ban jata hai
Faansi ka fanda
To din raat jagte hain
Rahul Manchanda

Kabhi Hacknaya
Kabh Shalini Dhokapre….
To Kabhi BBC
Muskuraane kaan khaane
Everready Shalini jee

Shabdon ke jaal mein
Kabhi na uljhana yaar…..
Baal kee Khaal
Nikal denge Vihar

Project Deadlines mein jab
Anchors kartey hain fire….
Lakhani Sahib kheltey hain
Age Of Vampire

Na mathey pe shikan
Na zamane kee fikar
Ever smiling face…
Jigaree dost Jigar

Mana kee kafi kam
Boltey hain hazoor..
Ishq ke mausam mein
Jhoom rahen hain Kapoor

Hamne kaha aap hai
Sep2k kee maina
Fir bhi khush nahin huye
Sachin Saurabh Saxena

Tayyar ho gayee fauj
Tayyar ho gaya Lashkar
Abhi bhi naha rahe hain
Himanshu Ramesh Thakkar

Anurag Kumar to de
Har koi Matha Tek
Sep2kPune to Aapne
Kitni dilayee Break

Khoi khoi Rehti hai
Bolti hai less
Swati Ojha ke Khayaal
Rehtey hain US


Goonjta hain infy mein
Mohabbat ka Sangeet
Yaad aati hai sabko
Babbar-Harode kee preet

Test jaaye bhaad mein
Trip ko tayyar
Haddion kee dukaan
Musician Amit Kumar

Kamaal kee trips organise kartee hain
Sare Uma ko Salute karo
Lekin Kaan kee Shanti ke liye
Koi pls madam ko mute karo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
S/w engg mein “Tansen” ka touch
Oh God this is too much

Fundoo Dhingra Saab ne
E&R ko hilaya
Koi answer kaise deta?
Jab question hee samajh nahin aaya…

Sharad Goel kee Kismat ko
Kartey hain Salaam
PCC se CAPS
Aur CAPS mein DATACOM

Apna Chiraag Bhai
Hain nek Marwadi
Lekin Cake Lagane se Pareshan hai
Poora Hinjawadi

Hasin ke fawaare
Comedy kee wealth
Rupi Nitin kee jodi
Injurious to health

To kya hua agar aaj
“Jahapanah” saath nahin hai
“birbal” kee zindagi mein
koi dikkat wali baat nahin hai

Koi propose kare
To hai Anubhti ko sweekar
Provided the rose is from
"Jain Gulaab Bhandaar"

Davda sahib haamaare
CENA ke CR rahenge
VB se jitna pyaar kartey hain
BV se utna pyaar karenge



Aankhen khuli ho yaa ho band
Lecture aisa hota hai
Koi kuch bhi karta rahe
Par Chopra mast sota hai…

Room mate(rent) ke chakkar mein
Ho gayee hai Udaas..
Relocate hone wala hai
Karawass…sorry sorry Rakawaas

Bahut shaant rehta hai
Apna Richard Bhai
Bahar se hain Nariyal
Ander se hai Malai

Sab workers chale gaye
Canteen ko marke taala
Abhi khana kha rahen hain
Srinivas Samudrala

Saara din Mail bhej bhej ke..
Meghna ka kaam to chal gaya
lekin mails ke overload se
infy ka server jal gaya

Marathi bhasha sun kar
Ho jaate hain Shaant
Fir XYZ XYZ kartey hain
Hamare Anil Kant

Anootha hai Naujawan
Anokha hai Style
Bhagwaan ne BD ko diya hai
Default expression Smile

Kisi ka bana Fasaana
Kisi kee banee GAZAL
Banner banate banate
Synghal sahib reh gaye Single

Saurabh ke ILU virus se
Saara Infy shock ho gayaa
Lekin us chakkar mein
Bechara ID block ho gaya

Rota rehtaa hoon dinbhar
Yeh baat kartee hai Pinch
Poona DC Basket ball jeet jaata
Gar Ritu lambi hoti chaar inch


Our English Ambassador
Afshir Iraani
But Singhgad climbing climbing
Dhal gayee jawani


A sincere thanks to my fellow Sep2kPune Bandhus who had an amazing sense of humor and accepted this Mahakavya in good spirit

Cheers
Khaksar