Sep2k Mahakavya - Vol 2

A big thanks again to BD the great .... here goes the second volume

Aye the le ke sapnay
s/w engg banenge jhakaas
woodland oakwood mein sabnay
dost banaye bindaas

kisko pata tha kahan
le jayega apna fate
4 din kee dosti mein
chun-ne pad gaye room-mate

kuch log to roomies se khush hai
jhoom rahen hain fhudak rahein
kuch log bechare apnee galtee
aaj tak bhugat rahein hain

Lambay Lambay form bhare
aur kiya BOND sign
tab to pehlee job thee
isliye sab ok sab fine

vaise to aaj bhee infy
sabko lagtee hai pyaree
isliye aadhey MBA ke chakkar mein
bake ke GRE

Sep2k mein har ek ka
Hai anootha style
Bhute sahib kee gym ho
Ya varsha kee smile

Panat sahib hai
Qulaity ke vidhata
Nishikant sahib hain
Hamare ann-data


Amit Kumar ke Awaz se
Campus khalee ho jaaye millo-meel(miles..)
Come on Anshul sing
Brasil

uma chiraag ke karan
her trip superhit ho jaaye
life mein koi tension nahin
Jha jee ka funda fit ho jaaye

A friend in need is friend indeed
Hai kaafi purani kahawat
Is ko sach kartey hai
Hitesh c jodhawat

Nayan sahin apne dance se
sabke dilo pe daale daka
bakee sare bore ho gaye
per impress ho gayee raka

Harode ke deep thoughts kee
Kaafi oonchee hai height
Binayak datta kee vishesh tippaani
Se complete hogee aapke diet

Reply all ke liye Bhide sahib ko
Kijiye aap report
Ek dialogue kafee popolar tha
Arirudh chitins-I support


Rahul ka coding mein kho jana
ya Kamal Kaul ka class mein so jaana
Rupi-nitin ke hanstey hanstey
sabka OLE test ho jaana

Pragyan ke doubt ho
ya fundoo ke funday
richard ke style ke aage
sab ho jaate thunde

chahe infy server jal jaaye
ya ho jaaye kisi kee hatya
har mushkil mein saath
ramya sumita sathya

Swati ojha jee aap ke jaane ke baad
CENA kee mehfil ho jaayegee khali
bus yaad reh jaayege
EK garam chai kee pyali

Love you sep2kpune FOREVER ..................

Sep2k Mahakavya - Vol 1

Some things are worth preserving forever like this but I myself the author of this virtually lost this masterpiece . Courtesy my great friend Binayak Dutta I have got this recovered .. while reading this please note this was written in 2000 when I was a kid having a great time in Infy


Sep2kPune
Hai badi khaas
IQ range hai
Debmalya Biswas to Sumita Biswas

Project pressure ban jata hai
Faansi ka fanda
To din raat jagte hain
Rahul Manchanda

Kabhi Hacknaya
Kabh Shalini Dhokapre….
To Kabhi BBC
Muskuraane kaan khaane
Everready Shalini jee

Shabdon ke jaal mein
Kabhi na uljhana yaar…..
Baal kee Khaal
Nikal denge Vihar

Project Deadlines mein jab
Anchors kartey hain fire….
Lakhani Sahib kheltey hain
Age Of Vampire

Na mathey pe shikan
Na zamane kee fikar
Ever smiling face…
Jigaree dost Jigar

Mana kee kafi kam
Boltey hain hazoor..
Ishq ke mausam mein
Jhoom rahen hain Kapoor

Hamne kaha aap hai
Sep2k kee maina
Fir bhi khush nahin huye
Sachin Saurabh Saxena

Tayyar ho gayee fauj
Tayyar ho gaya Lashkar
Abhi bhi naha rahe hain
Himanshu Ramesh Thakkar

Anurag Kumar to de
Har koi Matha Tek
Sep2kPune to Aapne
Kitni dilayee Break

Khoi khoi Rehti hai
Bolti hai less
Swati Ojha ke Khayaal
Rehtey hain US


Goonjta hain infy mein
Mohabbat ka Sangeet
Yaad aati hai sabko
Babbar-Harode kee preet

Test jaaye bhaad mein
Trip ko tayyar
Haddion kee dukaan
Musician Amit Kumar

Kamaal kee trips organise kartee hain
Sare Uma ko Salute karo
Lekin Kaan kee Shanti ke liye
Koi pls madam ko mute karo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
S/w engg mein “Tansen” ka touch
Oh God this is too much

Fundoo Dhingra Saab ne
E&R ko hilaya
Koi answer kaise deta?
Jab question hee samajh nahin aaya…

Sharad Goel kee Kismat ko
Kartey hain Salaam
PCC se CAPS
Aur CAPS mein DATACOM

Apna Chiraag Bhai
Hain nek Marwadi
Lekin Cake Lagane se Pareshan hai
Poora Hinjawadi

Hasin ke fawaare
Comedy kee wealth
Rupi Nitin kee jodi
Injurious to health

To kya hua agar aaj
“Jahapanah” saath nahin hai
“birbal” kee zindagi mein
koi dikkat wali baat nahin hai

Koi propose kare
To hai Anubhti ko sweekar
Provided the rose is from
"Jain Gulaab Bhandaar"

Davda sahib haamaare
CENA ke CR rahenge
VB se jitna pyaar kartey hain
BV se utna pyaar karenge



Aankhen khuli ho yaa ho band
Lecture aisa hota hai
Koi kuch bhi karta rahe
Par Chopra mast sota hai…

Room mate(rent) ke chakkar mein
Ho gayee hai Udaas..
Relocate hone wala hai
Karawass…sorry sorry Rakawaas

Bahut shaant rehta hai
Apna Richard Bhai
Bahar se hain Nariyal
Ander se hai Malai

Sab workers chale gaye
Canteen ko marke taala
Abhi khana kha rahen hain
Srinivas Samudrala

Saara din Mail bhej bhej ke..
Meghna ka kaam to chal gaya
lekin mails ke overload se
infy ka server jal gaya

Marathi bhasha sun kar
Ho jaate hain Shaant
Fir XYZ XYZ kartey hain
Hamare Anil Kant

Anootha hai Naujawan
Anokha hai Style
Bhagwaan ne BD ko diya hai
Default expression Smile

Kisi ka bana Fasaana
Kisi kee banee GAZAL
Banner banate banate
Synghal sahib reh gaye Single

Saurabh ke ILU virus se
Saara Infy shock ho gayaa
Lekin us chakkar mein
Bechara ID block ho gaya

Rota rehtaa hoon dinbhar
Yeh baat kartee hai Pinch
Poona DC Basket ball jeet jaata
Gar Ritu lambi hoti chaar inch


Our English Ambassador
Afshir Iraani
But Singhgad climbing climbing
Dhal gayee jawani


A sincere thanks to my fellow Sep2kPune Bandhus who had an amazing sense of humor and accepted this Mahakavya in good spirit

Cheers
Khaksar